دانلود رمان انگلیسی “دوست دختر چسبنده من”

I can honestly say that I, Obrokranti Banerjee, know jack shit about love. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Yet I am in a relationship. It is actually the most intense relationship I have ever been in after my mother who finally let me go out into the world alone at the age of twenty-five. But then you can’t blame my mother. All Bengali moms think their sons are Jesus Christ and they themselves are the Virgin Mary. The thing is that most Bengali men don’t know a thing about women. I am no different. When I finally started working in Mumbai and met this beautiful woman, I immediately proposed using the only pick-up line I knew: ‘Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?’ She laughed so much that we became friends in an instant. When I proposed a few hours later, asking if she wanted to be my girlfriend, she immediately said yes. I should have known something was fishy right then. We were both four drinks down at a kid’s birthday party and neither of us knew what we were getting into. But here I am two years later with the same girl and things are great. Just great. Yup. Great. Who am I kidding? They’re not great. My girlfriend is a psycho. She is the clingiest girlfriend in the world. Space and time as a concept do not exist for her. She wants to be with me all the time. She stalks me. She hounds me. She wants my world to revolve around her. She’s utterly and completely mad. Yet I cannot let go of her. Why? Because I’m bloody scared.