english humor

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane  یک خانم بلوند و یک وکیل در هواپیما کنار هم نشسته بودند. The lawyer asks her to play a game. وکیل پیشنهاد ادامه مطلب

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. مردي با اسلحه وارد يك بانك شد و تقاضاي پول كرد. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer ادامه مطلب

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. مردی با همسرش در خانه تماس گرفت ادامه مطلب

A little girl asked her father دختر کوچولویی از پدرش سوال کرد “How did the human race appear?” “چطور نژاد انسانها بوجود آمد؟” The Father answered “God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and ادامه مطلب

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God ادامه مطلب

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. مردی برای یک اداره پست کار می کرد که مسئول رسیدگی به ادامه مطلب

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address and without realizing his ادامه مطلب

Future plans of children: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a ادامه مطلب