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Three Rooms in Hell سه اتاق در جهنم A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says “There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you ادامه مطلب

The Loan قرض Two friends, Sam and Mike, were riding on a bus. دو دوست به نام های سام و مایک در حال مسافرت در اتوبوس بودند.  Suddenly the bus stopped and bandits got on. ادامه مطلب

Sons in law دامادها  A woman had 3 girls. خانمی سه دختر داشت. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. یک روز او تصمیم گرفت دامادهایش را تست کند. She invites the first one ادامه مطلب

داستان سرباز باهوش The story of the smart soldier Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers ادامه مطلب

Prescription نسخه A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” خانمی شوهرش ادامه مطلب

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. خانم هريس در روستاي كوچكي زندگي مي‌كند. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. شوهرش مرده است، اما يك پسر دارد. He is twenty-one, and his ادامه مطلب

It is dangerous to eat milk! خوردن شير خطرناك است! George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always very red. He did not like doctors, ادامه مطلب

Electronic Brain مغز الکترونیکی The designer was boasting that his electronic brain could do anything. طراح یک مغز الکترونیکی داشت در مورد این که اختراعش می تواند هر کاری بکند اغراق می کرد. He told ادامه مطلب

Jack and address جک و آدرس Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, ‘Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to ادامه مطلب

How good we are چقدر شایسته ایم؟ A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he ادامه مطلب